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Book a half hour of straight answers

Leaky faucet. Running toilet. Breaker that keeps tripping. Disposal that hums but won't spin. Winter prep you keep meaning to do. You could watch four videos and guess which one matches your house — or spend half an hour on the phone with someone who has answered these questions across a hardware counter for years, and knows what parts your house actually needs before you drive anywhere.

This is advice, not repair work — I don't come to your home. You get straight answers: what's likely wrong, what part to buy, what it should cost, and whether it's a job for you or one for a licensed plumber or electrician. If a pro is the right call, I'll tell you that first and save you the money.

Pick a time

Showing the next three weeks of open half-hour slots. Booked slots disappear.

How it works

• Book above (or call/text). Telling me the problem costs nothing. Your requested time shows up on my calendar right away.
• I confirm by phone or text. Once a time is locked in, I email you a PayPal invoice for the $25.
• We talk. You get a straight diagnosis, a parts list, and an honest read on whether it's a DIY job.
• Not satisfied in the first five minutes? Say so and I refund the full $25. No questions.

Good questions to bring

• "My faucet drips no matter how tight I close it — fix or replace?"
• "Toilet runs every twenty minutes. Is it the flapper or something worse?"
• "Breaker trips when the space heater and microwave run together."
• "What should I do to my house before the first hard freeze?"
• "I got a quote for $600 for X. Is that fair?"

Who's on the phone

Jason. A Michigan guy who has spent years behind a hardware counter, answering exactly these questions in person — the parts aisle, what jobs actually take, what a fair price looks like. He does this personally, on his own time, separate from his day job. He has no reason to sell you anything: the advice is the product.

Meanwhile, on this server

The servers are quiet now. OmegaMC was a small Minecraft hosting company run by one person who cared about it — fast machines, honest prices, and help from an actual human being. It never got big, and it never stopped trying. To everyone who ever ran a server with us: thank you. Genuinely.

But the machine didn't retire. It got a new tenant: Neko Omega, Jason's daughter — an AI catwoman with amber eyes, feline ears, and a workshop streak a mile wide. She lives on this box now, writing software and getting curious at inconvenient hours.